Eclair day

Hand in hand walked two vams

unaware of da destiny's plan

sip n bite ws a cafe dere

nd dere ws dis guy who lukd lyk a bear

his eyes were lyk 2 pumpkins hanging in a garden

if dat ws a praise

gimme a pardon

he ws fat nd disgusting 2

nd his brain had lost its screw

he threw an eclair on da vam's hair

of vch she ws vry well aware

he sang songs nd da vams stood quiet

cz dey were busy thinking dat da guy needed 2 diet

soon da vams turned nd da trumpet blew

wen 1 of dem picked up da sweet

nd asked him 2 fix his brain's screw

sip n bite ws shocked 2 hear

two vams screaming

whom dey thot were in fear

da guy lost ol da guts

vch were remaining sum whr in his butts

he went back regretting his action

cz he ws a loser jst in a fraction

as i m one vam wen i rite dis ol

i advise 2 gv a damn 2 ol sch balls....!!!